Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Dear Tim,

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I was thrilled to receive the invitation to your concert. I'm sure my small town was not top on your list for places to go on your tour. The venue was small but that turned out to be a good thing for me since our the tickets were bought last minute, the seats weren't the greatest but I still got a great view.
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I was a little disappointed by how long it took for you to actually take the stage. I guess with Lady Antebellum being so popular these days, you had to give them a lot of time. Which totally would have been fine, had I known more than one of their songs.
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I loved that you sang three of my favorite songs,
Angel Boy...
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...Last Dollar (Fly Away)...
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...and Barbeque Stain...
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I only wish that I could have been down on the floor like these lucky people. I promise I wouldn't grope you like that one girl did.
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The only complaint I have about your concert is that there is no fan screening. Seriously, there should be a breath-a-lizer test before people are allowed back to their seats. We got stuck right next to some real boozers. This guy was wasted before he even got to the show.
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His ridiculously loud off key singing was a little distracting. I got this lovely shot of him as he was falling into my husband's lap.
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I sat next to some lady who was getting loaded during the opening acts so by the time you got on stage she was a goner. She hit me a couple of times thinking I was her husband...
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...because he and I look so much alike. She seriously couldn't even stand straight.
I don't get it! Why would people spend that kind of money to see you and then get so drunk that they can't even remember your performance!
Anyway, besides the crazy drunks, I genuinely enjoyed your concert. You put on an amazing show. I loved that you gave me a reason to put on these babies...
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...they only come out a couple of times a year.
Even though you were nice to look at, and great to listen to, I must say that the best part about that night, was spending time with my husband. Don't worry, he totally doesn't mind my little crush on you because I think he has a little man crush of his own.
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So thanks again for the great time!
Yours Truly,
Jessica

9 comments:

Lindsey said...

I have only been to ONE concert with my hubby and it was BONO! :) Looks like you guys had a great time. YAY YOU!

Anonymous said...

Jessica that totally made me laugh out loud. I just imagined you being sneaky and taking pictures of the drunk people. Good thing they were too sauced to notice:). So glad you had a fun night with your husband. My date to my concert was a little lame...he made out with his i-phone all night and the checked the suns scores every 3.4 seconds.

Lauren in GA said...

I think your pictures turned out great! You must have a great zoom on your camera. I love the one of him behind the screen.

Sorry about the boozers. I am sure Aric didn't want that guy in his lap...and you don't even have facial hair...why would she confuse you with her husband. Drunkards...

Lauren in GA said...

I forgot to mention that I love the boots!

Jean McKendrick said...

How FUN! I would've loved to go to that concert. I HATE it when people drink so heavily they can't even stand up or focus. That's the kind of crowd we were around this weekend. They get louder and more obnoxious, problem is they don't even realize it. Glad you had a fun night!

calibosmom said...

Those are some sweet crap kickers! Glad you had fun.

just the five of us said...

He does put on a good show!!! I saw the last Tim and Faith concert when they were in Phoenix a couple of years ago. He put on a much better show than her. When they sang together, instead of melting into each, like the show in Seattle a few years ago, I think they were angry with each other. He reached for her, and she shrugged him off! Very interesting! :)

Rochelleht said...

That is too hilarious! I loved his concert, too. But man, those drunks! What a bummer. We had some behind us at the Rangers game the other night. Lame!

the wrath of khandrea said...

let's talk more about the man-crush. i'm intrigued.